We're talking about you, gentlemen and women, fasten your seatbelts and anticipate a rollercoaster of insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more methods than you can count. The film takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a amusing horror comedy that'll get you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering about what the characters' lives are like for bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
Since the first moment we meet the handsome Andrew C Thornton, played beautifully by Matthew Rhys, you know you're about to embark on a wild ride. It's a man of fashion along with grace. And a skill at dumping his cargo in the most unlikely places. In the blink of an eye it was his turn to inadvertently make the story of this century--the "Cocaine Bear!"
Do not think about what you believe you know about bears, and their preference for food. This film adopts a unique approach and suggests that when bears are exposed to cocaine, they do more than just drink, they are bloodthirsty! It's time to say goodbye to Godzilla, there's a new ruler in town. And the bear has a desire for powdered chemicals.
Our characters, that includes the dumb police that aren't paying attention, criminals in a state of utter chaos, and those innocent bystanders that had trouble finding their way into a trash bag They will have you laughing. Their total incompetence is a sight to behold. If you ever find yourself looking for a laugh Just imagine Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to solve some crime and not accidentally shooting one another.
And let's not forget the courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. Not the two found in "Frozen." Two hikers discover the riches of Colombian quality, and in the blink of an eye you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become to be the primary target of Cocaine bear's irresistible hunger. You know, why do you need the luxury of a Disney princess when you have an aggressive, sniffing bear out in the open?
It strikes the right tension between humour and horror in which you can laugh at one point and clutching you to your chair in fear the next. The body count will rise faster than that of the hairs you've been putting on, and you'll find yourself cheering for every loss with great pleasure. This is just like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
So, let's look at the final showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall over the backdrop, our fearless family comprised of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry getting ready to tackle their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. It's a gruelling battle through the past, accompanied by fireworks, bear roars as well as enough white powder to place Tony Montana to shame. And just when you think you've lost the fight after all, it's resurrected with a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to epic proportions.
Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have imperfections. The editing feels as unstable in the way a squirrel would be, leaving you scratching your head and wondering if the film reel is used secretly as scratching point. You needn't be worried, viewers, for the bear's CGI has a stunningly high-end quality. That bear steals the show even if it appeared that the editor seemed to have a sugar high themselves.
This film is a cocktail that combines tension, double-crossings as well as unexpected connections. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. And as the credits roll and you're leaving the theater with a smile in your eyes, think of what the reviewer's final suggestion was: Do not feed bears anything, particularly drugs or fellow trekkers. As I've said before, it's unlikely to be a good thing for everyone involved.
Get your popcorn, buckle yourself up and be swept away by the thrilling world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a singular cinematic (blog post) experience that's bound to have you in stunned, as you consider the powers of bears and mysterious party possibilities.